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Name: Amy Country: United States State: Mississippi Metro: Laurel Birthday: 8/9/1990 Gender: Female
Interests: um....... where to begin well...... eating , eating aton of bannah popsicles, dancing in my underwear, playing in the rain , running around walmart, spending time with my family, hanging out with my friends , singing in tha shower, staying up all night , getting bruses in soccer, running 7 miles just for tha heck of it, running to get the stress to go away, chewing bubble gum , smelling things, and whole lot more lol............................ Expertise: Being clumsy , Eating Bannah popsicles ,dancing , getting in trouble!!!lol
I think thats it lol
Message: message me
Member Since:
11/26/2005
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| hey! well im sittin at my dads work bored to death haha so i got on xanga lol i jus went and hung out with megan and ate at k-rocks !! now it is raining so hard outside!! anyways i just got back from soccer camp yesterday !! i stayed for 4 days ! it was sorta fun!! i stayed in a dorm with stacy, kinsley, and callie ! they are so sweet and so much fun!! we has alot of fun goofing around at night and laughing our butts off !! they even caught me on video dancin like a freakin idiot hahaha but besides that it was reali reali HOTT and it was LONG days of soccer soccer soccer hahaha the heat got to ALL of us we were so tired by the end of camp !!but we all got along so that was good !!! well schools around the corner wont be long then its back to school !! we start on the 8th the day before my birthday i get to spend thee big 1 6 at school oh well haha well everyone enjoy whats left of your summer !!!
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| Hey there !!! well im in starkville with my cousin right now !!! i wont be here to long but i always have fun here !!!! but i hope everyone is havin a good summer so far !!! keep enjoying it !!! well i guess i will talk to everyone later !!! but i will try and get some pics sometime in the near future !! i hope everyones fathers day was good !!! mine was pretty good !!! I love my daddy !! haha but im gone everyone BE GOOD !!! and BE SAFE !!!
love yall
LEAVE COMMENTS !!!!!
<3 Amy
enjoy some jokes hahahahahaha i did
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Blonde in a boat. |
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There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field. She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!” |
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Blonde License |
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Why was the blonde mad when she got her drivers license back?
Because she got an ''F'' in Sex.
| Blonde and the Bottle Cap |
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Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off and putting the Pepsi bottle cap back on?
A: Because it said, ''Sorry, try again.''
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Death Row in Women's Prison |
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Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"
Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.
By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are crossing an enchanted bridge in Magical Fairyland when they run into a fairy. The fairy says that they can be granted a transformation if they jump off the bridge and call out their wish. The brunette immediately jumps off the bridge and yells "Eagle!" She turns into a beautiful bird of prey and flies away. The redhead jumps off the bridge and yells out "Salmon!" She turns into a gorgeous shimmering salmon and swims upstream to spawn. The blonde is at this point so excited that she jumps off the bridge without thinking of her wish. She panics. "Crap!"
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| Blonde in the appliance store |
| Audience: General Humor Rating: 4 / 5 Category: Blonde Type: Stories |
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk replies Im sorry, we dont do business with blondes. So she stormed off back to her house and dyed her hair black. The next day, she went back to the same store and said I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk, once again, replies Sorry, we dont do business with blondes. The blonde replied How did you know I was blonde? The clerk says Because thats a microwave, not a T.V. | |
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| ok thats it for today !!!! |
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| Hey guys !! well its been a while since I have done the whole xanga thing ! but I hope EVERYONE is having a safe and wonderful summer so far!! wont be to much longer then its back to school!! so enjoy while it is still here !! well Please leave me lots of comments !!! I gotta go !! bye
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Me riding eagle in alabama

me and my dog cheyenne

Me and my cousins in alabama
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| Hey everyone sorry i have not wrote in a while.... well i have been really busy !!!!! but track is FINALLY over and know i get my summer break hurray lol well school is almost over so thats good i hope everyone had a GREAT year.... mine was ok i guess !! well I need to but some picks on here !!!! I will soon !!!! well i will talk to you guys later toodles
PLEASE LEAVE SOME COMMENTS
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